We all know the feeling: freshly cut hair, that first look in the mirror, and then… the shock! It is not even slightly close to what you wanted it to look like. But you still say that you’re happy and then you go home and try to fix it.
Think you’re having a bad time and one of the worst haircuts? Then take a look below and keep in mind that these guys are a worse time than you!
1. The Spiral Forehead
Not sure what the idea behind this haircut was. Maybe he wanted to cover his receding hairline or simply wanted to have something… well… special.
We consider this one to be the worst haircut from our entire list.
2. Worst Haircuts, Shaved and Censored
I can’t even imagine what this guy told his hairdresser… This is probably one of the worst haircuts for men I’ve ever seen, ever.
3. The Double Mustache… on Forehead
Two are better than one! Or, in this case, one would have been better than two. Or at least, one would have been better than two if placed where it should.
4. The Bald Crown
For all the kings without a crown, simply make your own! But try to do so without making it out of a bald patch.
5. The Pet Shaved Design
When your parents tell you you’re not allowed to have a pet, simply carry one on your head. Apparently. Better not. Don’t!
6. The Sideway Mohawk
Yes, mohawks look all the edgier and more authentic if you shave the head. But this is taking things a bit too further.
7. Behind the Bars – Worst Spiked Haircuts for Men
The perfect statement hair to say “I’m trapped inside my own body. Help!“.
8. The Halo Hair
I swear I’m a saint.
9. The Lizard Hawk
Somehow impressive, somehow ugly. Opinions?
10. Blue Hair Wings
Maybe he wants to use his hair to fly? Or what do you think he wanted to achieve with this? This hairstyle will surely be the cause of many discussions.
11. The First Emo?
Scene haircut gone wrong. Enough said.
12. Embrace the Baldness
When you start going bald but the hair at the back of your head still grows. It’s a sort of mullet cut, but one I wouldn’t personally recommend.
13. The Front Yard Fringe
Ronaldo probably wanted to have his garden always by his side, so he decided to go for a front yard fringe cut?
15. The Bug Cut
Maybe he was a big fan of bugs?
16. The Blackout Shave Haircut
I would say this looks as if the power went out when they were still shaving his head and so couldn’t finish.
17. The Mullet with Flat Top and Bald Spot
This is a mullet haircut combined with a flat top combined with a bald spot? It looks a bit as if he’s placed an egg on his flat top.
18. The Hairspray Mania
A town would probably need a whole day (or more?) to use the amount of hairspray he used in a day for this ultra-high punk-style mohawk.
19. Icy Spiky White and Blue
Probably great for a Christmas party, but a “no go” for the rest of the year. That is unless you want to look like Jack Frost, permanently.
20. Helmet Hair
This guy chose to wear a helmet, permanently. He just styled his shave to look like one.
21. The Pineapple Hairstyle
Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
22. The “I Never Lose My Hat” Haircut
When you always lose or forget your hat, why not go with this haircut?
23. Strawberry Love Hair
This guy seriously loves strawberries. Or is he really into winning that fruit-themed costume party.
24. The Leaves Lover
If you’re so into those leaves (wink, wink) that you’re willing to show it to everyone. Probably in the states where it’s actually legal.
25. This Funny Bloke
This dude is trying to replicate Voldemort circa Harry Potter Book I when he was catching a ride on some else’s head.
26. The Wimbledon Fan
When you’re such a big tennis fan that you need to show it off to everyone. This is also a true story as this man is (was?) a really big Wimbledon fan.
27. The Cool Teen
I bet this kid was the day’s topic in school – all day or week.
28. The Landing Stripe Hairstyle
It’s never a good idea to shave just the middle of your head. You can either get a bald spot (as you’ve already seen several such examples) or get a hairstyle that resembles a landing stripe on an airport.
29. The Coral Reef Hair
We’ve seen an discussed many dreadlocks, but these really do resemble a coral reef structure, don’t you think?
30. The Blowdryer Exploded
This hairstyle looks as if he was mildly electrocuted or as if dried all his hair upside down but after pouring gel on it.
So there you have it, this list of the worst haircuts for men I’ve seen so far will surely convince you that the barber really did not ruin your hairstyle – especially when you come home a little bit miffed.
You will definitely feel better about your style after seeing these. Also, in case you see your hairstyle on this list of worst haircuts for men: we mean no harm or insult, I just don’t think they are well-made and would recommend growing out the hair or cutting it to a more normal shape.
That being said, take a look at the trendiest haircuts and hairstyles of the year to pick an actually cool way to style your hair. And also, I ask our readers to vote and decide: which of these is the worst or funniest haircut, in your opinion?
Jeffery worked as a barber throughout the East Coast before moving to sunny California. He currently resides in San Francisco and works at a local barbershop. He loves his job and he’s always up to speed when it comes to the latest trends regarding men’s hairstyles.